we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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