is your mom at the bar?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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