you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
