I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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