If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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