woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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