I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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