i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
