Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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