How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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