You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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