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Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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