so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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