so explain again why im purple
no
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Randomize
