i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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