did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
