Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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