he wants to bone in the snuggie
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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