I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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