I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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