Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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