I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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