your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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