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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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