I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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