For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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