Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
The power of my boobs compel you
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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