so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
How does it feel to date your dad?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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