your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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