I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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