Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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