I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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