Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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