problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Randomize
