Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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