Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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