at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just had sex bonerless
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
