so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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