i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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