i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
