when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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