at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Randomize
