So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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