I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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