I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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