Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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