R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm at about main and main street
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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