My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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