she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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