don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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