Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Randomize
